Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[borgieman]

Granted but it's Hitlers.

I wish for a can of Brawndo: The Thrist Mutilator

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but it mutilates your taste buds too...

I wish I had a chocobo

[Machine Man]

Granted but its deep fried!

I wish I was a god!

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but you are the god of sea slugs!

I wish I won the lottery

[Machine Man]

granted but you only win one broken cent

I wish i had four arms

[rainsongphoenix]

granted, but the four arms start to punch you continuously

I wish I had a giant tree in my backyard

[Machine Man]

Granted but it falls on your pets
I wish I could stop aging after 25

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but you have the mental capacity of 1 year old

I wish the radio would stop playing the same songs over and over

[edelric]

granted but now they play over and over in ur head with out ever stoping

i wish i could have a super power

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but it's the power of mental blanks

I wish my metal detector would find gold

[borgieman]

Granted but its Nazi Gold and nazi zombies arise from their graves and try to kill you (It's a reference to the movie Dead Snow, WATCH IT)

I wish I was a dragon man. (Trogdor reference, TRAWGDOOOOOOOOOOOOR!)

[Machine Man]

Granted but you are slain by st george

I wish I was the argos

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but I don't know which argos you mean....

I wish I could breath under water....

[Winnkey (Thomas)]

Granted, but your extremely susceptible to water pressure so you can only stay on the surface.


I wish that i did not procrastinate as much as i do

[edelric]

granted but u get stuck doing things and never get to have any free time

i wish i didn't have a cold