Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Machine Man]

granted but you become fatally weak against oxygen.... so your life extends for as long as you can hold your breath

I wish i had psyblades

[borgieman]

Granted but I don't know what they are. *trollface*

I wish I were god.

[Machine Man]

Granted but noone worships you for failing to know what psyblades ( A zelot from starcraft's weapon) are and you are cursed to the underworld

I wish I was a Mecha

[borgieman]

Granted but you are solar powered and you get dominated during the night.

I wish I was Mega Man.

[Machine Man]

Granted but you are eaten by kirby!
I wish i was meta knight

[borgieman]

Granted but all you are is Kirby posing as Darth Vader.

I wish Sega would go back to making home consoles...pretty please ;_;

[Machine Man]

granted but they are no longer compatible with todays technology

I wish my bike could transform into a rocketboard

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but it's a petrol guzzler

I wish I had endless ebay money...

[Machine Man]

granted but you are arrested for failing to pay a parking fine resulting from your constant spendings on the ebay!

I wish I had a robot

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but you get Mechazawa's little brother

I wish I had magical powers

[Machine Man]

granted but you become the target of the STNJ and are gunned down in an allyway

I wish i had claws

[rainsongphoenix]

granted, but you keep clawing yourself accidentally

I wish I had a huge library

[Machine Man]

granted but you are crushed to death by the shelves when they fall over

I wish i had an idea

[rainsongphoenix]

granted, but you need a brain first!

I wish I had a super cool dragon

[Machine Man]

granted but it melts in the sun

I wish i had a brain