Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[sinnerchrono]

granted but you get arrested for possession of a deadly weapon

I wish I didn't have to learn Unix

[edelric]

granted but all u can speek is binary 101001000111101010101010101010101010110

wish i didn't have to go down 3 flights of stairs to get my laundery

[sinnerchrono]

granted but the automatic system gives you the wrong laundry

I wish i could speak japanese

[borgieman]

Granted but people will think you are possessed.

I wish I had a gun. A big one.

[edelric]

granted but it crushes u to death from the shere size of it.

i wish for monkeys but not cheep ones

[sinnerchrono]

granted but they are expensive cheap monkeys and they still die

i wish i had chocolate with no calories

[edelric]

granted but it makes ur face and only ur bright green till u eat chocolat with calories but becose u wished them out of existence u remain green

i wish for vegemite

[sinnerchrono]

granted but it's actually marmite with a different label

I wish i wasn't green

[edelric]

granted but u are fluro yellow

i wish for cake

[borgieman]

Granted but it's not made with any sugar!

I wish I could be easily motivated.

[edelric]

granted but that motavation makes u relise how much u have wasted ur live so far and r motavated and follow through with sepaku

i wish for the moon

[Machine Man]

granted but it is blown up before you can get it insured costing you billions

I wish I had a siege tank

[borgieman]

Granted but a bunch of Orcs destroy it.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

[Machine Man]

granted but its stale!

I wish i was a robot

[edelric]

granted but u rust after u forget to oil ur self one to many times and u rust in place like a statue for all eternety

i wish i had super powers