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Post by borgieman on Feb 25, 2010 1:26:42 GMT 10
Granted but you are covered in a thick layer of their defacation.
I wish science engineers would mass produce jet packs already.
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Post by Machine Man on Feb 26, 2010 13:24:47 GMT 10
granted but you get a faulty jetpack and it explodes in your face!
I wish i could sew better
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Post by borgieman on Mar 1, 2010 14:40:31 GMT 10
Granted but you become a mass murderer and sew a suit made out of human flesh. I wish I brought my DS to uni... *staying back until 7:30,  * |
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Post by Machine Man on Mar 2, 2010 7:58:10 GMT 10
Granted but you are noticed playing it by a teacher who confiscates it and destroys it. When you try to get a new one you find yourself on the " Never sell another DS list" thus denying you from playing a DS ever again!
I wish I had jelly
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Post by borgieman on Mar 3, 2010 20:36:29 GMT 10
Granted but someone else takes it away from you!
I wish I was a Street Fighter. *seriously Capcom, WHAT HAS AUSTRALIA DONE TO YOU TO NOT MAKE AN AUSSIE STREET FIGHTER!?*
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Post by Machine Man on Mar 4, 2010 8:00:16 GMT 10
Granted but you are killed in your first fight against blanka in a most horrible way!
I wish i could teleport
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Post by edelric on Mar 11, 2010 12:10:33 GMT 10
granted but u split apart and die in a thousand peaces
i wish i had a cookie
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Post by Machine Man on Mar 11, 2010 18:36:41 GMT 10
Granted but a ninja steals it from you before you can eat it!
I wish I had more pants!
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Post by edelric on Mar 12, 2010 23:33:11 GMT 10
granted but drown in a sea of pants
i wish for space noodles!
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Post by borgieman on Mar 13, 2010 1:13:15 GMT 10
Granted but the noodles eat you.
I wish I had diplomatic immunity.
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Post by Machine Man on Mar 13, 2010 12:59:47 GMT 10
granted but you are arrested for carrying fake diplomatic immunity papers
I wish I had a tavern
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Post by borgieman on Mar 13, 2010 18:38:19 GMT 10
Granted but angry drunks burn it down!
I wish I could read minds.
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Post by edelric on Mar 13, 2010 23:27:29 GMT 10
granted but then u get very disturbed and ur brain melts.......and u become a vegitable
i wish i had a shark
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Post by sinnerchrono on Mar 13, 2010 23:30:34 GMT 10
granted but the thoughts of all the 'normal' people drive you irreversably nuts
I wish i had money to pay my credit card
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Post by edelric on Mar 13, 2010 23:35:19 GMT 10
granted but the creadit card eats u
i wish i had a chappa chump of death
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