Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Machine Man]

granted but you find that blank is strangely dull

I wish i had a sword

[borgieman]

Granted but it thirsts for blood and it consumes your soul because you couldn't kill people.

I wish Tennis wasn't boring.

[edelric]

granted but then its the only thing on tv and the whole world knows it ur falt and hunts u down for it

i wish i had more money

[borgieman]

Granted but the money is counterfeit.

I wish for world peace.

[sinnerchrono]

granted but the makers of Weapons of Mass Destruction hunt you down and kill you for ruining their business

I wish that I didn't have to go to school

[edelric]

granted but ur brain gets eaten by bugs that can only be gotten rid of a school

i wish i was a bird

[borgieman]

Granted but you would give people Bird Flu.

*inserts a trash can*

[edelric]

granted bit its full of the smellist garbage imaginable

i wish it would snow

[Machine Man]

Granted but it starts the next ice age.

I wish something funny would happen

[borgieman]

Granted but the earth explodes.

I wish for a talking taco.

[Machine Man]

Granted but all it says is "nothing is true" which eventually makes you fall over with your mouth foaming from the madness that ensues.

I wish i was Thor

[edelric]

granted but then u have to become mortal or seace to exist

i wish i had a bag of infanate space

[borgieman]

Granted but you fall in the bag and you never return.

I wish I had this cake.

[Machine Man]

Granted but its mouldy

I wish i could control fire

[edelric]

granted but u char all ur monkeys

i wish i had monkeys