Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[borgieman]

Granted but you become the corruption.

I wish for a monkeys paw.

[Machine Man]

Granted but it smells aweful and has nothing magic about it

I wish i could make cows dissapear and reappear

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted but it's a completely useless power...

I wish I was able to speak Japanese perfectly

[Amon]

Wish granted but you lose all of your other knowledge.

I wish that I could ignite my hands on fire and use them as weapons.

[Machine Man]

granted but you are beaten by the man who shoots water out of his hands!

I wish I had the next heroclix set!

[edelric]

granted but then u stumble and fall out side drop them and they get run over

i wish i had cake

[borgieman]

Granted but it's a cliche.

I wish for Duke Nukem Forever.

[Machine Man]

you are teleported into the world of duke nukam forever and instantly turn into a toilet

I wish the next Gamera would come out

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but it's not what you expect it is....

I wish I would work more effectively

[Machine Man]

granted but then you do nothing but work the rest of your natural life hence never playing another video game!

I wish I didn't have an excursion

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but you end up on a trip to the box factory on your weekend off.

I wish I was better at kendo

[Machine Man]

granted but you fail class because you become obsessed so much by kendo (non violent ending there!)

I wish I had a good one man show to put on

[borgieman]

Granted but people heckle you anyway.

I wish I could play a better Spy in Team Fortress 2.

[Amon]

Granted, but you still have a shitty k/d

I wish I didn't have such bad hay fever..

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but you get a cold instead.

I wish I was better at public speaking...