Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[edelric]

granted but it becomes intelligent and takes over the world

i wish for bento

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but it's just too much bentoooo!!!!!!!

I wish I was actually working on my assignments..

[borgieman]

Granted you end up working on others assignments.

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.

[edelric]

granted but u can only focus on pink fluffy elephants and nothing else fo the rest of ur life

i wish i could play music when i wanted with no hard drive

[sinnerchrono]

granted but now you are surrounded my an invisible orchestra playing mood music for eternity

I wish that I didn't have to go in the wombat pen tomorrow

[edelric]

granted but the wambat will go in to the k pen 2mrow

i wish i could keep using skype atm

[sinnerchrono]

granted but you can now only ever use skype to talk to anyone.

I wish that i could get 8 hours sleep in 6

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but your "Time Turner" malfunctions and you sleep for eternity

I wish I was better at first aid...

[Amon]

Wish Granted but you never need to use your skills.

I wish I was Ash from Evil Dead.

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but you end up being possesed by an evil spirit

I wish the weather was nicer...

[edelric]

granted but it never rains again and the world drys up and becomes a dust ball

i wish i had the next maxum ride book "angel"

[rainsongphoenix]

Granted, but the text is in invisible ink!

I wish I could find my ring...

[borgieman]

Granted but you find it on someones finger...and it gets very awkward from there.

I wish China was cool like they used to be.

[Machine Man]

granted but you get linched when you get there for making the weather cold.

I wish I could grant wishes

[borgieman]

Granted but then you become the Devil.

I wish Josh didn't want to be the Devil.