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Post by Machine Man on Apr 24, 2009 10:51:48 GMT 10
Granted but you break your legs doing so in 57 places and are rendered incapable of walking
I wish I was Fenrir
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Post by kittah on Apr 24, 2009 16:46:04 GMT 10
Granted, but then you get captured and caged for the rest of your life which is only two minutes then you get reincarnated as a human
I wish i was a vampire
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Post by Battosai on Apr 24, 2009 17:45:35 GMT 10
Granted but then Buffy slays you.
I wish I was warmer...
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Post by p0rtalman on Apr 24, 2009 18:40:12 GMT 10
To bad you would then burn to death.
I wish i had more than 3 pocky sticks left...
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Post by kittah on Apr 24, 2009 19:25:56 GMT 10
Granted, but then you have too many that your house cant hold it and it explodes!!!
i wish i had a million dollars
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Post by Battosai on Apr 25, 2009 1:23:20 GMT 10
Granted but I steal it all haha! I wish I actually liked pocky so people didn't look at me in disgust when I tell them it tastes really bad  |
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Post by kittah on Apr 25, 2009 9:57:08 GMT 10
Granted, but then people start hating it so you look like a fool being the only one that likes it
I wish i could control the weather
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Post by p0rtalman on Apr 25, 2009 11:40:54 GMT 10
Okay, but then global warning is entirely YOUR fault.
I wish the human body didn't require sleep.
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Post by kittah on Apr 25, 2009 16:28:43 GMT 10
Granted, but then all humans disappear from the earth and your left alone to roam the earth day and night bored and lonely
i wish i go survive in space without any air
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Post by edelric on Apr 26, 2009 14:49:48 GMT 10
granted but then u cant survive on any planet
i wish my mp3 player would work!
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Post by Battosai on Apr 26, 2009 15:48:32 GMT 10
Granted but then the world runs out of batteries.
I wish it was Monday already...
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Post by edelric on Apr 26, 2009 16:56:20 GMT 10
granted but every day becomes monday and you never get payed or have weekends
i wish i didn't have to clean my room
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Post by kittah on Apr 26, 2009 19:26:38 GMT 10
Granted, but the mess in your room piles up to such a size that it turns into a blob monster and eats you.
I wish i had some chips and gravy
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Post by Battosai on Apr 26, 2009 19:49:56 GMT 10
Granted but they are radioactive chips and you become a massive blob monster yourself and you destroy the world and float around in space forever bored out of your blobby brains.  I wish computers weren't so complicated to do stuff on (for me anyway) |
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Post by kittah on Apr 28, 2009 11:25:16 GMT 10
Granted, but the computer has a mind of its own and dashes out the door and runs away
i wish i could make the most awesome cosplay outfit ever
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