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Post by borgieman on Apr 22, 2009 21:23:35 GMT 10
Because the barflys drank it all!
Why does popcorn cost too much at the movies?
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Post by Battosai on Apr 23, 2009 1:13:02 GMT 10
A. Because corn is a rare delicacy only found in the mountains of Tibet.
Q. Why does the sun hurt my eyes when I look at it?
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Post by borgieman on Apr 23, 2009 1:37:44 GMT 10
Because the sun doesn't like you, that's why he's all up in space. You made him mad.
Why are pandas endangered?
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Post by RAVE420 on Apr 23, 2009 9:55:56 GMT 10
because thats what dimsims are really made of
why did I sleep so much this morning?
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Post by edelric on Apr 23, 2009 16:14:53 GMT 10
because the sleep fairy was board!
why is there so much paper work?
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Post by p0rtalman on Apr 23, 2009 21:25:29 GMT 10
Because paper cant work itself
Why don't i get to sleep in every morning?
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Post by edelric on Apr 23, 2009 22:47:07 GMT 10
because the sleep fairy thinks ur boring
why is there a pencel on my desk?
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Post by borgieman on Apr 24, 2009 0:26:38 GMT 10
Because the lamp dumped the desk.
Why can't I have nice things?
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Post by Battosai on Apr 24, 2009 0:51:51 GMT 10
Because nice things are mean.
Why does my room smell like car wax?
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Post by edelric on Apr 24, 2009 9:29:26 GMT 10
because theres a car stalking you!
why is it all the good charcters die?
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Post by Machine Man on Apr 24, 2009 10:57:35 GMT 10
BecauseGood characters are made of cheese!
Why do chickens cross the road?
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Post by Battosai on Apr 24, 2009 17:49:05 GMT 10
So they can make it to KFC before it closes.
What happens when you mix salt with apples?
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Post by edelric on Apr 26, 2009 14:53:55 GMT 10
you get a salking death god
what happens when a vampire goes to church?
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Post by Battosai on Apr 26, 2009 15:46:02 GMT 10
Does anyone else smell a barbeque?
Who invented the trees?
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Post by borgieman on Apr 26, 2009 16:45:46 GMT 10
The hippies to make them feel loved.
Whats the deal with Halloween and pumpkins.
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