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Post by edelric on Nov 7, 2009 10:24:51 GMT 10
because murphey doesn't like u
why cant i stay in my pj's all day?
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Post by afterlight on Dec 28, 2009 13:45:42 GMT 10
because then you pj's would be your normal clothes
why is it hot in summer
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Post by borgieman on Mar 3, 2010 20:28:50 GMT 10
Because water isn't cold enough for you.
When life throws me lemons, what should I do?
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Post by edelric on Mar 11, 2010 12:07:53 GMT 10
eat them
when it rains all day what should i do?
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Post by borgieman on May 15, 2010 22:05:36 GMT 10
get wasted and go dancing. like this...
I am stranded on a boat, lost in the middle of the ocean. What do I do?
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Post by Machine Man on May 17, 2010 10:26:08 GMT 10
consider how lucky you are that life has been so good to you so far
how do I stop spiders crawling on me?
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Post by edelric on May 24, 2010 21:09:35 GMT 10
you put anti spider spray
how is the world round?
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Post by Winnkey (Thomas) on May 26, 2010 16:01:35 GMT 10
it was originally square but an asteroid hit one of its corners making it spin, and the constant centrifugal force wore down the square to a sphere.
what is newtons laws?
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Post by rainsongphoenix on May 31, 2010 9:18:50 GMT 10
The opposite to Murphy's law.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by borgieman on May 31, 2010 11:58:21 GMT 10
Shut up! That's why.  Why was I born? |
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Post by edelric on Jun 10, 2010 12:12:16 GMT 10
to dance like a chicken
what is the moons real name?
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Post by borgieman on Jan 9, 2011 0:49:14 GMT 10
Not the Earth.
How does one simply walk into Mordor?
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Rick
Rukongai Resident
"Two blow driers taped to his thighs; blowing hot air towards his balls."
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Post by Rick on Feb 2, 2011 11:40:22 GMT 10
You don't
How do you stop the moon from landing on Clocktown?
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Post by Machine Man on Feb 5, 2011 14:54:30 GMT 10
you eat it!
How does one box with snakes?
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Rick
Rukongai Resident
"Two blow driers taped to his thighs; blowing hot air towards his balls."
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Post by Rick on Feb 13, 2011 20:53:17 GMT 10
Samuel L. Jackson,
How do i shot web?
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