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Post by rainsongphoenix on Mar 15, 2010 9:23:18 GMT 10
Awe, thanks Josh - you're a great friend! Yeah, don't mind me - being single depresses me sometimes - hahahahaha.........ouch, damn sunburn...
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Post by Machine Man on Mar 15, 2010 9:32:43 GMT 10
always remember what i wrote.... for when you do get depressed and sunburnt!
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Post by borgieman on Mar 15, 2010 10:10:50 GMT 10
Should we block out the sun? Destroying it is out of the question...
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Post by Machine Man on Mar 15, 2010 10:16:31 GMT 10
too many negatives.... We should create spf 50000 sunscreen!
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Post by jezstyle on Mar 15, 2010 10:32:24 GMT 10
"Vegeta, what the scouter say about his SPF level?!?" "... It's over 9000!!!"
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Post by borgieman on Mar 15, 2010 10:46:29 GMT 10
OMG we're whiter than Vanilla Ice!
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Post by rainsongphoenix on Mar 15, 2010 14:00:09 GMT 10
Yeah, you tell 'em!
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Post by Machine Man on Mar 16, 2010 7:51:19 GMT 10
OMG we're whiter than Vanilla Ice! Thats impossible! Only Vanilla ice is whiter then vanilla ice
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Post by borgieman on Mar 16, 2010 11:31:46 GMT 10
what about the ghost of vanilla ice?
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Post by Machine Man on Mar 17, 2010 7:50:11 GMT 10
he's not as pale as vanilla ice.
Why is it that traffic crossings that have broken are not serviced immediately! Do they need a corpse before they'll go "hmm maybe we should fix that crossing"!
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Post by edelric on Mar 22, 2010 15:01:58 GMT 10
yes u go fix it
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Post by borgieman on Mar 22, 2010 18:23:34 GMT 10
Speaking of crossings, why do traffic crossing go quick. I try walking across Sturt St and I have to run half way across the road because the Green Light is turned to red. Make it longer!
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Post by borgieman on Mar 24, 2010 23:27:53 GMT 10
It's time... I DECLARE WAR ON WESTIES! Your typical westie is like this lesser or greater at times. (Spoiler'd for your sanity) I bring you one perfectly legit question. WHAT THE HELL IS THEIR DEAL? There is nothing redeeming about these people. They contribute absolutely nothing to anyone for anything. Not unless it is keeping the alcohol industries alive and keeping the police busy with their shenanigans (probably not quite the right word for the kind of stuff they do). It is also amazing how they always like to mess with others indirectly. Like when I take a train ride home and they manage to make the train reek of banana scented alcohol with vomit. To make matters worse is that the dumb prick vomited in my sight, normally I would just leer at him as I should but that much putrid vomit is way more than enough for me to bear. It would only lead to a thing I call chain puking (where one pukes causing another to puke causing a chain reaction of endless puke). Although I did find it funny that the train inspector was ordering the drunk bastard to clean the crap up. He did it while he was vomiting more, made it more funny. I have to hand it those train inspectors, they got a lot of patience if they gotta deal with douches like those. But it still leaves you wondering, didn't the guy have anything better to do on a Saturday Night than to drink himself stupid? Now I'm not saying do not drink. I am for letting people do what they want, but for god sakes if you puke that much it speaks to me that you have little to no restraint, especially since he had his girlfriend with him it probably tells me he was trying to be a hero because a westie couldn't be a hero any other way. That's another thing I ask you, HOW THE HELL DO WE DEAL WITH WESTIES IN SOCIETY? We know all too well that we can't kill them off, that's just silly and obviously inhuman. But we can't let these a-holes make others feel miserable. I heard some news from a fellow colleague at Uni on how police were at a Bus Stop asking around questions because some westie douche sucker punched some guy from behind causing him to die from shock. *profanity*ing nice. Probably another westie, must of been if he was kissing some other girl (again according to colleague this is what the police explained to him). Obviously struck a cord with said westie that did the sucker punch. It seems anything can piss a westie off remotely and for all the wrong reasons. Are they that insecure that a blink of the eye is posed as some kind of threat? Even if you want to tell them to stop doing something (ie. Swearing in public...LOUDLY), they will be antagonistic about it. Funny thing about being antagonised is that they only stand up or push around when these guys are in packs. Seriously what's up with that? Is there like an Alpha westie where all the others gotta hang around the ol' shopping mall, McDonalds, petrol station, train station? My theory is that one westie wont act so tough if they were alone. Unless they were drunk or just plain stupid (but then again isn't all westies dumb). Now if I had power, I would do the most logical thing about these guys. Gather them all, put them on a deserted island and tell them to start a new civilization. If these guys had half a brain, they would make a choppy nation full of Westies. Piss off the neighbouring countries (seriously anywhere far from here is just fine) watch them invade and kill off every single person who ever roamed that island. Or hey give them to the Americans, westies could fit in America just fine. I would LOVE to see them act in a real gangster setting like the Bronx. Now after watching a few movies, I know what to expect. Speaking of power, I also have another thing to ask. WHY DO THEY GET AWAY WITH MURDER WITH THE CRAP THEY DO? I am going to show you another westie. Again spoilered for your sanity. I don't think this douche needs an introduction. This is a westie who is known on a worldwide scale (as far as I know). From my understanding he had a party for 500 or so people at his parents house while they were away, trashed the place and rioted the police when they tried to stop it because it was getting late. What does he get? Recognition and not to mention the proverbial balls to say dumb shit on television. After that, gets a job and a TV spot on what I think is a dumb reality TV show. Seriously, the guy is a nuisance. He's not famous, his glasses is not famous, the stuff he does is not worthy of any recognition. I know hundreds upon hundreds of people that deserve ANY kind of respect other than that *profanity*. It also speaks that to get any kind of recognition is through unruly chaos and rebellion against authority. Now if I did that, I would be arrested, beaten, tried in court, possibly incarcerated and getting media attention only to tell people what I did and how the police got to me and how long I'm staying in jail for. I suppose that's all I can say without breaking the character limit. I sure hope I spelt westie right (honestly until Ballarat I havent heard of the term, I called them bogans, but call them what you wish they will still be the kind of people they are). I would of done a better job but remember, my computer died in the process so this is what my Declaration of War would of been somewhat like. and with that I say this... DON'T TAKE ANY BULL FROM WESTIES, EVER!
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Post by jezstyle on Mar 24, 2010 23:38:55 GMT 10
Agreed.
Westies/Bogans are just... ugggh. They really do make life just that more difficult for us quieter, more mature folk.
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Post by rainsongphoenix on Mar 26, 2010 8:46:16 GMT 10
Damn straight! I speak as I am a usual target for westies - seriously, they just seem to harass me rather than anyone else in sight. I refer to the incident in the UB SMB library - Rose knows what I'm talking about. Why do they do it? I go in there do work on a computer, and this high-school drop out douche bag starts insulting me and antagonising me. Now, I coulda' just yelled "sexual harassment!" and that would have fixed the problem, but no - I tried to ignor it. Then the ass starts insulting Rose and Josh as well - now I go into blood lust mode, restraining myself from leaping across the table and ripping his throat out. I walked off to complain, and to cool off, come back - and he starts on me again. Now I think: this idiot is antagonising a complete stranger - a female at that. What does that tell you? Obviously a brainless dick who thinks women are below him - or something like that. I also think to myself, I COULD kick the crap through him - seriously: 4 years of Mui tai kickboxing, 5 years karate and 4 years(and counting) of kendo/ kobudo. Rose could kill this guy if she wanted. If he thinks its cool to pick fights with strangers, then go ahead - I pray one day these idiots get what they deserve: a sever ass kicking. Now to train stations and the combination of westies. I caught the 8:20pm train back to ballarat from melbourne on Monday night after visiting my dad for the day. Aside from the annoying woman who was talking VERY loudly on her mobile for half the trip, a couple of stops after the train leaves southern cross, these mini westies (i say mini, because they were like 11 years old) get on the train - the smallest, and obviously the 'alpha' walks on with his girlfriend (and didn't she look like a scrubber), they sit down on the four seats that face each other, where an old man was sitting. During the trip, the alpha starts swearing loudly and threatening to "kick the crap" out of one of his friend for looking at his girlfriend the wronge way *laughs*, and continues to spout loud profanities. I think, this kid is like 10 years old or something - he's a pre-pubescent little idiot - what damage could he possibly do: he probably doesn't even know how to punch... But anyway, they get told off a few times by the conductor, but that doesn't silence them - thankfully, they get off the train at melton.. Kids these days have no respect for anybody or anything.. well, that concludes my rant on westies.
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